Igor witticisms

1 Can I interest you in some...drivel?
2 Get out your #2 pencil, dammit!
3 I see you gamble a little...
4 Aren't you a cheeky bastard?
5 We aim low...and usually miss
6 Hey, show us your wits!
7 I see your taste is questionable
8 Ready to start on the ground floor?
9 I’m drawn this way… what’s your excuse?
10 Tell your friends… If you have any.
11 I used to work as a tattoo
12 Go pee…this is gonna be funny!


potentials:
I know… my nose is a little large
Some call me Flounder… it’s the two eyes on one side thing
Hey, you made it!
Call the police…
We’re funny, dammit!
We’re a brain-free website
Are you the one from Mensa?
Screw ebaum’s world!
My nose is bigger than yours
YOU’RE bummed?  I’ve known these guys since high school!
That’s right, honey… I’ve got my GED
Glad you could make it
Whassap?  Whatever…
They pay me bupkus
Let us waste your time!
I only chew on one side
That hyena laugh is killing me!
Yes, I shave my head
Are you Sopha King Lame?
They named me Igor… I didn’t pick it!
Nothing to see here….
Eric and David are badasses… right
Igor, not Al Gore dammit!
You don’t want to be me
I KNOW I have a big nose!
It’s a long-assed day doing this
Hey, go to kfc.com and get me something
Big deal!  I like collared shirts!
Can you take over for a few?
Funniest site ever!  Did my nose grow?
Looking for laughs in all the wrong places?
So Bookmark us already!!
What took you so long?
You’ll get your money’s worth