WW To-Do List ------------------------- Jesus Returns bit with USA Today spoof. Their Own Personal Hell bit (describing the personal hell of famous people.) Germophobe bit. Feminization of the American Male bit. Difference between College Years Then and Now. Morphing/Rollover on the images American Idol bit. Gimmicks: Rating System Voting/Poll on list-type bits. DONE ------------------------- Replace Joe Office with Igor and polish up Igor a bit, including new balloon content. Place in, talking heads dialogue. Discuss what to have for the small “header” pictures to replace the current crappy ones. Make sure “hit counter” is visible. Write bits for the marquee. Lay out the news page like a newspaper. Place some sort of a funny “Coming soon” dialogue in EVL Ways, without letting them know that it could be years. Insert guestbook. Place “links” on front page. Who's Pussy Among Them bit. Overpopulation Solutions bit. Websites We’d Rather Not Visit bit……fake links leading to personalized insult page. Ears To The Ground bit. Serial Killers bit.