KEEPERS
1. "What's the best time to wake up?" Just before pissing the bed.
2. "Who's your Daddy?" Pacman
3. "You have mail" Is it fatal?
4. "What's that spot on your shirt?" I'm not falling for that one!  I'm a damn dot!
5. "Let's see you do Steven Hawking" I'm doing him
6. "Paper, rock scissors!" Very funny, wiseass!
7. "That guy just said we're nuts!" Well, what do YOU think we look like?
8. What the hell did your dog just do? feces... and part of a sock
9. "Ever heard of that band, Talking Heads?" hell yes, I'm the bass player!
10. "I'm nauseated"    "Not without a stomach, you're not"
11. "Let's put our heads together"  "They ARE together"
12. Zug Mug Dig  ? ? ?