You've been living in expensive houses and making great money for a long time,

and now you feel like you need a change, right?

Cross The Border Into Mexico will guarantee you, for just $19.95,

a quick, no-hassle entry into the rapidly growing country of Mexico,

where you can enjoy a much lower standard of living than you're used to.

You can say goodbye to those high bills, as well as that weekly game of squash,

and say hello to modest housing, low-paying jobs, and a corrupt local government!

Begin your journey today. Send your last email to adios@crosstheborderintomexico.com

Best of all, your entry into Mexico will be 100% safe! No border guards will hassle you because no one cares!

Those fools you'll see coming over from Mexico, are all coming to get what you just walked away from! Suckers!