
JEB BUSH FOR PRESIDENT

You've had the Old Man. You've had the Old Man's oldest
son. Now it's time you had Dubya's younger brother, Jeb, who is running for
President of The United States under the campaign slogan of, "I'm the smart
one!" At the first sign of a rain storm he always calls out the National
Guard to repel the storm from Florida's borders and will do the same for our
great nation.
Jeb Bush For
President is asking for a campaign "gift" of just
$19.95, to help continue the Bush Dynasty and show that a family with
average-to-below average intelligence can have enormous power and influence over
your own family of Doctoral candidates!
Look at it this way: he's been Florida's Governor for eight years and... well
that should count for something! Send inquiries to
countmein@jebbushforpresident.com