You've done Bali. You've done the Scottish Highlands. You've done Lake Tahoe too many times to remember.
So, now it's time to treat yourself to the vacation of all vacations, North Korea!

For a small application fee of $19.95, North Korean Vacations is ready to offer you the trip of a lifetime to an East Asian police state!

If you like Castro, you'll LOVE President Kim Jong-Il ! You'll be offered an "insiders" view of North Korea's HUGE industrial military complex and may even be "asked" to join the Korean Worker's Party! Don't forget to pay a visit to the Demilitarized Zone-with permission of course-and make faces at the U.S. soldiers staring back at you! Better tell them you're an American though, or you may soon be dining on good old American black powder!  Start your vacation today: dmz4me@northkoreanvacations.com