Welcome to Painful Bitter Divorces

You had many happy years of marriage! You've been luckier than most! But, now it's over and you want all that you deserve. Painful Bitter Divorces will get you started on... well, a painful prolonged bitter divorce that may cost you your hair. It may cost you your children. It may even cost you your sanity. But, for our small "get-started" fee of only $19.95, we guarantee you that your divorce WILL be painful and it WILL be bitter, or your money will be totally refunded, no questions asked! Get what you deserve at whatever the cost! There was a time when that stonehearted bitch looked deep into your eyes and said, "I do." Now, when we ask you if you want to see her penniless, homeless and left without a shred of dignity, YOU will be the one saying, "I do."