Do
you recoil in horror when your doctor slips on those latex gloves? Are you
tired of watching him light up a cigarette after the exam?
Prostate Self-Exams is here to help! For the modest price of
$19.95, we will show you, in detail, how to check your own prostate gland,
ramming your digits into your anal cavity as easily as stuffing a Thanksgiving
turkey! Please note, you will need several weeks of performing the included
stretching exercises, so that you may easily reach the offensive organ. Hey, you no longer have to feel like an extra in that Al Pacino movie, "Cruisin'"