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Webster defines
"Wasteland" as: An ugly often devastated or barely inhabitable
place or area.
We can't agree with that at all. If Wasted Wits' homepage is
the face and brain of the operation, then WasteLand is it's
beating heart. This is the slab upon which we autopsy those
humanoids that stare back at us from People Magazine covers with
startling regularity. This is where we beat back Father Time by
celebrating that magical age of seventeen, when laughing was
better than sex. Okay, maybe we overshot that one a little bit.
How about, "when laughing was better than masturbation." Nope,
overshot that one too.
Would we want to be seventeen again? Hell no! It sucked. But
that teenaged iconoclastic attitude is worth preserving. That
silliness. That blissfully empty head that, over the years, fills
up with bills, worries, doubts, and fears. Some use "young and
dumb" as a pejorative when talking about those under a certain
age. In our WasteLand, it's a neon sign that flashes when we start
to take life too seriously.
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Wasted Wits Soundboard
How immature are we?
Here's audio proof from 30 years ago.
Number 1 Hits Year By
Year
Sure
there’s a lot of crappy music out there, but was popular music
really THAT much better in the “good old days?”
The Ten Worst Places To
Go On A First Date
We've
all been on them, or worse yet, taken someone on a worst first
date. In this guide we will try to warn you against the worst
choices to make on that critical first date.
Reasons That It's Good To Be An
Amputee
The word
conjures up all sorts of unpleasant thoughts... like helplessness,
wheelchairs, meager disability checks, and... gulp... stumps.
The 10
Commandments Of Visiting A Nude Beach!
Wasted Wits 2008
Predictions
Sure,
every day is a new adventure, but wouldn’t you like a sneak peek
into the year ahead?
A Tribute To Steve Buscemi
Any
movie he's in is automatically special, just by his presence.
I'm In Love
With A Lesbian
Lesbians. They remain an eternal mystery to men because... well,
because they don't want us. Amazing, isn't it?
Keepin' It Real
This
phrase is heard more and more these days in the public lexicon. It’s
usually used to describe someone’s own sort of “personal truth,” but
frequently, this “truth” is simply used as a cover for the speaker’s
own ignorance.
I Think I Saw A Serial
Killer!!!
Revealing
killer look-alike celebrities, one at a time
Ears To The Ground
Bringing
you the best of satellite imagery snooping.
UPDATED
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