DUNCAN CALLS FOR MEETING WITH "JESUS"
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WASHINGTON (WWN) - Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Mike Duncan, has reportedly issued a request to meet with Jesus, the homeless traveler who has been receiving such attention in recent weeks. Inside sources say that Duncan plans to capitalize on the groundswell of publicity this man has received, just in time for the upcoming elections. "If this man is Jesus, then he surely is a Republican," said the inside source.

 
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