PORTLAND (WWN) - The Nike Corporation is reportedly seeking to sign the robed wanderer named “Jesus,” to a multi-million dollar ad campaign. Nike spokesperson, Jess Dewitt, says, “Look, we aren’t saying that this man is or isn’t Jesus. However, we think that he does project the Nike image: earthy, simple, and direct. We see his robes displaying the Nike Swoosh. And, of course, we have plenty of shoes to put on those bare feet. We can see him walking through the countryside wearing his Michael Jordans singing “Oh Happy Day.”

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